Christmas jokes

 

What is the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet? 

                          

What do elves learn in school?

 

What Christmas Carol is a favorite of parents?


What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

 

How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas?

 

What kind of bird can write?

 

What does a cat on the beach have in common with Christmas?

 

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

Why was Santa's little helper depressed?